max and paddy raymond the bastard

• 8 September 2023

It doesn't leave that much poo on the floor of their motorhome, but it farts. Max and Paddy Quotes on Twitter: "I'm Raymond 'The bastard?' * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. They agree to let Shannon, who is looking for his estranged son, hitch a ride around. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere (2004) - The Movie Database [[spoiler: Max decides not to tell his long lost son Daniel that he is his real father; allowing Daniel, Tina, and Kevin (Tina's husband and an old friend of Max who believes he is Daniel's father) to remain a happy family. Singer Tony Christie was to sing the show's theme, but his version was only used once, at the very end of the final episode. Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. * HypocriticalHumor: Max insists that there's a difference between "dwarfs"(he thinks they're people with dwarfism who specifically work at circuses) and "midgets"(which is what he defines his ex-girlfriend Tina as). He also keeps a poster of ''Film/{{Blade}}'' in his bedroom, another BadassLongcoat wearer. "Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2004) - IMDb ]], * MacGyvering: When Max and Paddy refuse to pay an extortionate repair fee for the motorhome; [[spoiler: they break into the garage where it's being held, build a battering ram out of ladders and oil drums, fix it to the roof of the motorhome, and bust their way out of the garage.]]. * BeardOfEvil: One of Raymond the Bastard's men has a massive beard. After an altercation with a camp inmate called Pepe, Max and Paddy are soon confronted by the main man of their wing, Raymond The Bastard (played by Everal Walsh), who is also Pepe's boyfriend. They then return to the farm to give back the pig and get their money back to find that the old man was not the farmer but in fact the farmer's alcoholic father-in-law. Unfortunately, he meets his old flame Tina, who is then finds out is married to the Wolfster. 16K views, 122 likes, 8 loves, 189 comments, 132 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from No Context Max and Paddy: The art of negotiation - by Raymond the Bastard It doesn't take long before they try selling it. No Context Max and Paddy | Facebook * ActorAllusion: Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. Amazingly, no one calls them on it. Facebook. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years.]]. * {{Catchphrase}}: A few. * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Max and Paddy. Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. * TheYardies: Raymond the Bastard is black, a convicted criminal, and speaks with a Jamaican accent, so it's safe to say he qualifies as a Yardie. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. After discovering the girls, locally known as the 'Belgrano Sisters', are infamous for this, they get revenge by forcing them to steal some speakers for their television. The pair come up with a plan to convince their fellow cellmates they are hardened criminals named the Phoenix Twins, in order to survive. * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. A spoof fitness DVD was released, Max & Paddy's The Power of Two, including several gags and pieces of scenery from the main series. * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniel's father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". On 22 February 2010, Peter Kay stated to The Sun that he and Paddy McGuinness planned to do more specials of Max and Paddy's Road To Nowhere. They have a change of heart though and head back to the farm to reclaim their 100. Raymond the bastard frankbutcher1878 59 videos 227 views Last updated on Dec 6, 2022 Play all Shuffle 1 4:15 Calvin Harris - Blame ft. John Newman Calvin Harris 814M views 8 years ago 2 4:15. Everal Walsh - Wikipedia Paddy's full name is revealed to be Patrick O'Shea. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). Especially when they're on the road. When Paddy insists that there's ''not'' a difference, Max calls him "Mr. ]], ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics, ** Maxs attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. He points the gun at Max who tells him he needs help. * ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They soon realise that they have been conned. The introduction of all but one of the episode shows Max and Paddy singing the following song: Don't know where we're going,Got no way of knowing,Driving on the Road to Nowhere.Sponging for a living,Checkin' out the women,Riding on the Road to Nowhere.And we take don't shit from anyone.The only thing we wanna do is have some fun.It's Max and Paddy (-Paddy and Max! Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. With Shannon now unconscious and arrested, Max and Paddy slip away from a police lecture - due to the fact that earlier in the episode they cut down a speed camera - and drive-off into the night. He [[LampshadeHanging points out]] how stupid it is to expect this.]]. Upon realising soon after that Joe didn't sell them the speakers to go with it, a sad Max and Paddy go to a club to find some women. * BadassLongcoat: Billy the Butcher wears one of these. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them. * TheRealSpoofbusters: Parodied with Mick Bustin', a Brummie car repairman with a Ghostbusters-themed garage shop, played by Noddie Holder of Music/Slade. Then Paddy walks in, switches off the radio, and wearily asks "How many times are you going to play that song?". Its [[RealityEnsues real life]], not the frigging [[Film/TheShawshankRedemption Shawshank Redemption]]. Max decides not to tell his son that he is his real father, allowing the family to get on with their lives without him interfering.]]. It doesn't leave a mess all over their motorhome, but it farts. ** Paddy tries to have one at the end of the first episode but the volume of the TV wakes up Max who is less than pleased. Christine, 33, and Paddy have three children. ** One can only guess what Paddy's part in the porn film ''[[ParallelPornTitles Willy Wanker And The Chocolate Factory]]'' entailed that makes him ask Max to drive over speed bumps more carefully. In 2011, he played his first major role in the feature film Screwed, directed by Reg Traviss, playing the part of Curtis Nelson. * EnemyEatsYourLunch: Pepe eats the cake that one of the friendlier inmates' daughter gave to him as a warning that he's due to pay collection money to Raymond the Bastard. Today at 2:34 AM ''With her pincer. [1], His roles on television include Wayne in The Street, Raymond the Bastard in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and Cecil in Prime Suspect 5. Their situation worsens when Mick Bustin tries to charge them 500 to retrieve the campervan, causing the pair to break into Bustin's workshop and, in a parody of The A-Team, modify the van and 'bust' out back on to the road, only for the van to break down again miles later, Mick Bustin having never actually made any repairs. * EnfanteTerrible: Apparently, Billy the Butcher earned his nickname by stabbing his care worker ''18 times'', with a ''potato peeler'', just because he didn't like jigsaw puzzles.

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